B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Jillian Michaels is going to kill me. Everybody has been raving about how well her 30 day shred works and how hard it is, and this is me in my head, "Pfffft, whatever I can do that no problem, I'm young!"

Well I got the "Pffft" part right, and thats about all!! That shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

I am now lying on the couch trying unsuccesfully to die.  But I will stick with this, I WILL! I am a size 10, get back with me in 30 days and ask my new size.  Oh and the kicker, I took semi nude pics, well I have a sports bra and pants on so not really but hey I am technically shirtless.  I cannot post them until I have a better picture to compare them to so once again check back in 30 days.

Until then you have to try this, I borrowed from my awesome besty, there are so many people doing it now I'm sure ya'll can find someone to borrow it from.

Damn Inflation

Abi lost her first tooth the natural way today.  The top two were a freak accident at the babysitters when she was not even 24 months yet.  I mentioned that she would be getting a dollar from the tooth fairy and Grandpa hands me 2 extra dollars on his way out and informs me that the tooth fairy pays more than a buck these days.  Really more than one dollar for a tooth? Damn tooth fairy never gave me 3 dollars for a tooth, she gave me 3 dollars for 3 teeth but never 3 dollars for 1 tooth.  The worst part is since the tooth fairy is paying out 3 bucks for this tooth than she will have to continue on at that rate for the duration. Between the toothfairy and her allowance of 2 dollars a week it's safe to say next week we could probably borrow money from her.
Well here she is with her tooth.

Weekend Letters

Dear Saturday,         
  I love you so much, you allow me to be lazy with the excuse that i will have time tomorrow to finish the task.  I have done nothing but laundry and lounge today.  I managed to shower and do my hair (just barely) and I also learned a new way to do Abi's hair but other than that yup I did absolutely nothing.

Dear Snow,
 I hate you so much! I really don't understand how after almost 2 whole weeks of 60 degree weather you had to show back up. In full force too, not just a little white dust, you came to town in inches! You suck please leave, I would like to go to the park and take walks, and my 5 year refuses to walk in the cold.

Dear Facebook,
 Could you please stop changing crap, please and thanks! As soon as I figure everything out, it changes again. I want the old Facebook back, the original one.  I guess at least there is a Facebook because if I had to stay on Myspace after exiting my teen years, well I might be forced to plummet off a cliff.

Dear Mom,
 Sometimes I really really love you a lot!
         

                                                                                Sincerely,
                                                                               Psycho*Spacey

Ps. The video I learned from today and my results...

Not gonna lie...

Well I have heard from a lot of stay at home moms, and you know, they are always saying how hard their job is.  How they work all day and never get any appreciation, how they just have so much to do and so little time to do it.  Well this is day 3 and I have got to say ITS ALL A LIE!  I think they say this crap just to discourage the rest of us from joining their secret fun club, this world full of afternoon television, drinking a whole pot of coffee alone, toe nail painting, and hair doing. The time from 8am to 3pm when my daughter is in school is the awesome thing I discovered called alone time, me time, free time! I will say though, I am ONLY 3 days in, I repeat 3 days in, I may end up eating my words here pretty soon, and if that happens you can all say I told you so!

Anyways I figured I would leave ya'll with my biggest accomplishment of the day....learning how to make a bow out of your hair!!

and how well it worked for me first try....